- Me: Ugh, why am I single?
- *Looks in mirror*
- Me: Oh, that's why.
May 19th, 2012 // 1,233 notes
- Doctor: Are you sexually active?
- Me: Ha
- Me: Hahahaha
- Me: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
- Me: HAHA THAT'S A GOOD ONE.
- Me: OH MY GOD WHAT IS AIR
- Me: JESUS TAKE THE WHEEL OH MY GOD
- Me: Hahaha
- Me: Haaa....
- Me: Whooooooo, that was a good one.
- Me: No, no I am not.
May 19th, 2012 // 83,256 notes
- average teen: what if my mom finds out i've been drinking
- me: what if my mom finds out my tumblr url
May 19th, 2012 // 44,160 notes
